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A fake Rolex that all of your friends agree to say is real when you're around women.
Dude, we're gonna be hookin' up tonight when you sling your Brolex around!
Brolex by RealRolexGuy March 27, 2011
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baolex • bolex • brolex • Balex • Baalex • ballex • Brolexia • Baflexaflex • balexa • balexey
Belfast version of the english word bollocks. Pronounced with the harsh tongue that only Belfast folk have. bal-licks
"Get away from my car, ya dirty wee ballex!"
ballex by Quinnso September 26, 2007
Old school but intentionally bling timepiece. Specifically worn with clothing and accessories not generally associated with the lifestyle or target audience of watchmakers such as, but not limited to, the traditionally conservative company Rolex.
Nice work on the Brolex and the vintage Ramones concert T.

Here's a thought, ditch the Jacob & Co. for a sleeper Brolex.

She's a total smokeshow with the Brolex and those wicked Louboutin stilettos.
Brolex by fullcity July 22, 2007
Gedling slang for a feeling one gets before and after a burst of enjoyment.
She'll be feeling Balex for a week
Im feeling Balex
Balex by Alexander MacDonald March 20, 2005
a)A common camera given to film students to make their first film (Typically in introductory classes); it picks up motion but no sound whatsoever.

b)The bane of existence for all film students, typically in regards to how to properly operate the goddamn thing.
a)Film professor: You will shoot your films with a Bolex.

b)Student: You know, I think I'd rather major in math...
Bolex by trentlane October 25, 2010
Balex is a super amazing person. He is a "natural" at everything that he does. He is super kind and sweet and humble. He is always doing things for other people and can always make you laugh and put a smile on your face. He can sometimes be very loud and at other times be very quiet when he is thinking deeply. Every moment you spend with him is special. He is super beautiful and very honest and down-to-earth. When he decides to do something, he fully commits and is not afraid to take risks. He is sometimes shy and sometimes loud and crazy. He lights up a room when He walks in with his energy and laughs and sweet personality. He is a super special person, and you are lucky to have him in your life.
Balex loves Nami from one piece, but like who doesn't?
Balex by Badrick October 15, 2021
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Me: Poggers!
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