banterbation
banterbation by JohnWayneBobbit August 4, 2017
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bansturbation
A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.
This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.
This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.
bansturbation by Narkybeast September 15, 2010
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blasterbation
to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
blasterbation by shitbreaker June 23, 2006
beasterbation
The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.
A mix between masturbation and beastiality.
A mix between masturbation and beastiality.
beasterbation by Shenk01 January 16, 2011
Banderbating
Banderbating by kissintherain3x January 25, 2008
Master-Blasterbation
When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
Master-Blasterbation by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
basturbation
masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
basturbation by I3igCheese October 23, 2006
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