banterbation

The exchange of sexual banter in a public forum for mutual arousal

We participated in banterbation...it was kind of hot.

by JohnWayneBobbit August 4, 2017

bansturbation

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

blasterbation

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre

1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"

by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

beasterbation

The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.

A mix between masturbation and beastiality.

I saw a centaur performing beasterbation, it wasnt pretty.

by Shenk01 January 16, 2011

Banderbating

When every band member (in a musical band) masterbates EACH OTHER, not ones self.

Boys, we did a lot of Banderbating last night.

by kissintherain3x January 25, 2008

Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006