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beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.
I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.
by shawn May 27, 2004
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blasterbation

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
by shitbreaker June 23, 2006
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Beasturbation

To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.
"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."

"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
by coolpeople9809 August 31, 2011
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beasterbation

The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.

A mix between masturbation and beastiality.
I saw a centaur performing beasterbation, it wasnt pretty.
by Shenk01 January 16, 2011
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banterbation

The exchange of sexual banter in a public forum for mutual arousal
We participated in banterbation...it was kind of hot.
by JohnWayneBobbit August 4, 2017
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Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
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Blasterbation

To masturbate, and just before reaching climax, pinch the tip of the penis until semen bursts out.
I hurt my dick during blasterbation
by HolyGrayell December 23, 2010
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