beasterbation 

The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.

A mix between masturbation and beastiality.

I saw a centaur performing beasterbation, it wasnt pretty.

beasterbation by Shenk01 January 16, 2011

Easterbation 

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

Easterbation by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

breasturbation 

The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.

1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.

2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!





Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.

breasturbation by Mark H May 18, 2005

Blasturbation 

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004

bedsturbation 

When a guy lays face down to a bed and starts producing friction between said bed and his junk. Used at times in public spaces when said guy is horny and fakes being tired in order to bedsturbate.

Bedsturbation"

"Dude, we were talking about this hot chick in our hotel room and I got the hardest boner ever"
"And, what did you do?"
"What d'ya think? I bedsturbated.."

bedsturbation by sickguy1978 August 3, 2012

blasterbation 

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre

1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"

blasterbation by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

Beasturbation 

To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.

"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."

"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."

Beasturbation by coolpeople9809 August 31, 2011