Babsterbation 

A unique fixation, wherein one finds himself engorged in his nether regions upon watching Babar Azam bat. Common side effects include delusions, ejaculations at the mere mention of babar. In rare cases we have seen subjects creating shrines of said person and bellowing statistics whilst shadow practicing Babar Azam's cover drive with their penis.

Also see statsurbation.

Bro I can't hang out tonight.Babar Azam is gonna bat tonight, have prepared everything for an epic babsterbation session. Need some me time with Babs.

Babsterbation by Babs4life May 22, 2018

Bassturbation 

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.

Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'

Bassturbation by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

bansturbation 

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

bansturbation by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

bapsterbating 

Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates

Is Kev coming to dinner?

Nah, I think he's out bapsterbating or something

bapsterbating by shinskie January 20, 2011

Backsterbation 

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.

Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.

Backsterbation by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011

blasterbation 

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre

1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"

blasterbation by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

beasterbation 

The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.

A mix between masturbation and beastiality.

I saw a centaur performing beasterbation, it wasnt pretty.

beasterbation by Shenk01 January 16, 2011