To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.
I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.
A seldom used expression for masturbating without using one's hands. Just a sexual thought in one's mind would constitute as meanderbating, masterbating with one's mind.
He was manderbating in class, because he could not leave to go to the bathroom.
V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.
Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."
Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.