bangned

bangned means to be happy but jealous of someone

im so bangned of gideon

by yosummer April 15, 2022

Chat shit get banged

Expression used to humiliate people who hate on someone or somethi

When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"

by Nerday November 23, 2015

YA BANNED

It's something Lukes dad says to his son

LUKE YOU SLAMMED YOUR DOOR? YA BANNED!!!!!!!!!!

by Gucci_Pineapple October 19, 2019

chat shit get banged

An earnest warning that any spurious criticism will result in a straight right to the jaw.

Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged

by technicalJohn January 27, 2016

banned streamer

A streamer on Twitch who has said the n word or is a male and has shown off some skin, because it is against Twitch rules for a male to be sexual on the site. These streamers often move to YouTube Live because they are slightly less SJW.

Ice is a banned streamer cos he did ice

by SliceofJesus December 18, 2017

banged on

when gangs appraoch u and ask wat set u r from...

i was wearin all red in daygo and got banged on

by juggalopride187 July 7, 2006

chat shit get banged

A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.

Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.

by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016