bandeto

an annoying rat like hamster that makes a great stew. Bought by your sister at any pet shop.

"Bandeto bit me." said dad. "Well why did you try to pick him up?" Asked my annoying little sister

by awesome brother April 23, 2008

Bandito

A word referenced multiple times in Twenty One Pilot's new album Trench. Even going as far as naming their tour, " The Bandito Tour,"

"We are banditos. You will leave Dema and head true east. We will renounce Vialism.

by emmathesinner July 31, 2018

Bandito Blanco

Cocaine

Dude, get a load of this bandito blanco!

by tracyjordan February 20, 2012

loco bandito

a sex move in which two partners insult and degrade each other until one partner nuts on their partner, after which, one partner goes and gets aids from a bus

My girlfriend left me after I pulled out and preformed a loco bandito.

by pasquetti October 17, 2019

Dorito-Bandito

One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am

Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandito

by grootey July 10, 2009

scarlet bandito

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Scarlet Bandido is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.

The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.

by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018

tub girl bandet

A definition made by someone who can't fucking spell Bandit.

The tub girl bandet strikes again!

by Darken Rahl February 4, 2005