Bandejo

Spanish for asshole, as in an obnoxious person, not the anus.

Girl 1: You, ok? I heard you broke up with Jesse.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's being a real bandejo about it.
He's drunk dialed me screaming every night this week.
Then when I walk past him on my way to class, he won't
acknowledge me.
Girl 3: Chin up, girl. You were born with one asshole, you
don't need another.

by bonitoni December 10, 2007

crash bandijob

A Crash Bandijob is the act of receiving a Blow Job while playing the video game Crash Bandicoot. Any version of the Crash Bandicoot games is acceptable for a Crash Bandijob but it is recommended to play the second one since that is without a doubt the best of the series. If you disagree please with the previous statement please write a minimum 500 word essay concerncing why you think the other Crash Bandicoots are superior to the second and shove it up your ass.

Gina came over last night for a Crash Bandijob...I made it to level 4.

by corndoink December 9, 2010

Bandjo

When a Member of a Marching Band Receives A Blowjob while wearing His Shako (Marching Band Hat)

Why is Devon walking around so proud of himself.

Dude didn't you hear? He got a Bandjo on the Band Trip last week.

Lucky Bastard

by Bestmarty October 21, 2009

bendejo

A misspelling of the spanish curse word "Pendejo"

"Hey, Bendejo. Vete aa... lah chin..gada. Yeah, that's right. Cursing at you in Espanol mang!"
"Zhoo mean Pendejo, gringo."

by Shwuggawug May 6, 2007

bendejo

slang, derisive, meaning 'dickhead'

Can't you drive like a human being? You stupid bendejo!

by The ORIGINAL Claymore May 9, 2006

badejo

A Badejo is loving person or family with moral value and always wanting to help

I am a Badejo so i care

by Redspot_246 June 27, 2019

Bandjob

When you have sex with a musical instrument

That dude gave his trumpet a real bandjob

by Bigkahuna580 August 14, 2018