banathalon

When one swims, bikes, and eats bananas competitively.

Man: "Hey, how'd you break your leg?"
Woman: "Oh, I slipped on a peel at the Banathalon. I did pretty well in swimming portion but then I lost focus because I was feeling bloated from eating all those fucking bananas, my wheel hit a peel and I squealed and crashed."

banathalon by Fastathalon February 11, 2014

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biathalon

Ski in circles, shoot at shit. Ski in circles, shoot at shit.

Do you have a gun? Do you have skis? Do you have too much free time? Welcome to biathalon.

biathalon by Guy Athalon February 16, 2010

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banathalon • Bantathlon • biathalon • Manathalon

Bantathlon

Sustained period of excessive banter.

Come round tonight, we'll have a bantathlon

Bantathlon by Group 81 October 16, 2012

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Manathalon

A sporting event involving 20 rounds of fierce competition in rounds of only the most manly sports.

Contested in a random drawn order are:

. Bear wrestling

. Tiddlywinks
. Beer chugging.

. Whirlpool escape
. Rock breaking
. House building
. Petrol inhalation
. Beard growing
. Dwarf tossing
. MMA 1v1 (knockout championship)

. Crocodile Dundee rodeo
. Lorry toeing
. Steak eating
. Elephant weightlifting
. Ballet
. Rugby
. Chainsaw jousting

. Moose stomping
. Dave
. Watching sad films and not crying

The event is held every 4 years.

Barry absolutely smashed the competition in last year's manathalon.

Manathalon by pk3r72owns July 12, 2016

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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