banathalon

When one swims, bikes, and eats bananas competitively.

Man: "Hey, how'd you break your leg?"
Woman: "Oh, I slipped on a peel at the Banathalon. I did pretty well in swimming portion but then I lost focus because I was feeling bloated from eating all those fucking bananas, my wheel hit a peel and I squealed and crashed."

by Fastathalon February 11, 2014

biathalon

Ski in circles, shoot at shit. Ski in circles, shoot at shit.

Do you have a gun? Do you have skis? Do you have too much free time? Welcome to biathalon.

by Guy Athalon February 16, 2010

Bantathlon

Sustained period of excessive banter.

Come round tonight, we'll have a bantathlon

by Group 81 October 16, 2012

Manathalon

A sporting event involving 20 rounds of fierce competition in rounds of only the most manly sports.

Contested in a random drawn order are:

. Bear wrestling

. Tiddlywinks
. Beer chugging.

. Whirlpool escape
. Rock breaking
. House building
. Petrol inhalation
. Beard growing
. Dwarf tossing
. MMA 1v1 (knockout championship)

. Crocodile Dundee rodeo
. Lorry toeing
. Steak eating
. Elephant weightlifting
. Ballet
. Rugby
. Chainsaw jousting

. Moose stomping
. Dave
. Watching sad films and not crying

The event is held every 4 years.

Barry absolutely smashed the competition in last year's manathalon.

by pk3r72owns July 12, 2016