banathalon 

When one swims, bikes, and eats bananas competitively.

Man: "Hey, how'd you break your leg?"
Woman: "Oh, I slipped on a peel at the Banathalon. I did pretty well in swimming portion but then I lost focus because I was feeling bloated from eating all those fucking bananas, my wheel hit a peel and I squealed and crashed."

banathalon by Fastathalon February 11, 2014

biathalon 

Ski in circles, shoot at shit. Ski in circles, shoot at shit.

Do you have a gun? Do you have skis? Do you have too much free time? Welcome to biathalon.

biathalon by Guy Athalon February 16, 2010

Bantathlon 

Sustained period of excessive banter.

Come round tonight, we'll have a bantathlon

Bantathlon by Group 81 October 16, 2012

Manathalon 

A sporting event involving 20 rounds of fierce competition in rounds of only the most manly sports.

Contested in a random drawn order are:

. Bear wrestling

. Tiddlywinks
. Beer chugging.

. Whirlpool escape
. Rock breaking
. House building
. Petrol inhalation
. Beard growing
. Dwarf tossing
. MMA 1v1 (knockout championship)

. Crocodile Dundee rodeo
. Lorry toeing
. Steak eating
. Elephant weightlifting
. Ballet
. Rugby
. Chainsaw jousting

. Moose stomping
. Dave
. Watching sad films and not crying

The event is held every 4 years.

Barry absolutely smashed the competition in last year's manathalon.

Manathalon by pk3r72owns July 12, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022