biathalon 

Ski in circles, shoot at shit. Ski in circles, shoot at shit.

Do you have a gun? Do you have skis? Do you have too much free time? Welcome to biathalon.

biathalon by Guy Athalon February 16, 2010

Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?

Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!

Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018

bitchalong 

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.

Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"

bitchalong by ownagetime March 18, 2008

Biathlon 

A fantastic sport which combines physically demanding cross country skiing and precise marksmanship; the only people capable of participating are extremely cool. Never mess with a biathlete, they have rifles. Real skiers ski uphill, in tight spandex.

Wow! Look at those CRAZY cool people!! They must be competing in a Biathlon.

Biathlon by Biathlon chick April 28, 2009

Biathlon 

The greatest drinking game that people may also know has bobsled or tobongo. There are two teams lined up facing each other across two ends of a beer pong-sized table. Set up beer pong cups on each end. Player 1 shoots while a person on their team, player 2, stands across from them relaying the ball back until player 1 makes a cup. Player 2 drinks then hands to player 3 to flip (like in flip cup) and to x many other players to flip, and the last person the flip, let's say Player 4, takes Player 1s spot to shoot next. Player 1 moves to Player 2s spot to relay. And continue all the way through until one team makes all the cups.

Person #1: “yo! Wanna play caps or beer pong?”
Person #2: “nah that’s lame. Let’s play Biathlon! The mother of all drinking games”
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“And on the fourth day, God created Biathlon.” - Book of Genesis

Biathlon by chargedgirlz May 25, 2018

Urban Biathlon 

Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting cage for 20 pitches, and then repeating 4 times, for a total 50 mile ride and possible 100 hits. Lowest time and highest number of hits wins.

My friends and I got drunk on Saturday afternoon and invented the urban biathlon, biking dangerously through traffic, and then hitting things at the local baseball batting cage. I ended up finishing in 3 hours with 70 hits, but my friend Anne won with 2 hours 50 minutes and 71 hits. Suck!

Urban Biathlon by MaoTseDan August 28, 2007

banathalon 

When one swims, bikes, and eats bananas competitively.

Man: "Hey, how'd you break your leg?"
Woman: "Oh, I slipped on a peel at the Banathalon. I did pretty well in swimming portion but then I lost focus because I was feeling bloated from eating all those fucking bananas, my wheel hit a peel and I squealed and crashed."

banathalon by Fastathalon February 11, 2014