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when you very passionately masturbate with a banana, usually the banana is still green, if it gets too ripe it could be a little mushy. thats not always enjoyably. you like to have a nice first banana

my boyfriend gave me a great banana job last night.

banana job by oliveowl June 6, 2014

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Banana Blow Job

The Act of peeling the sides of the skin off someone's dick and then giving them a blowjob

Kindergartner: Mom Miss Petrova gave me a "Banana Blow Job" when i was on the potty at school today

Mom: That's Nice Dear.

Banana Blow Job by bob the idiotic builder August 30, 2009

Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ)

The cost of saronite in cata. The act required in barter trading for saronite ore or bars in Warcraft.

I was too lazy to farm saronite. So i gave this dude a Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) for a stack.

Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) by Odious December 22, 2010

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Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

Banana Nut Hand Job by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

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bananabobenis

banana+bo+benis

A: What did you do yesterday?
B: Bananabobenis.

bananabobenis by akiramabrain January 31, 2022

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Bananajo

an australian banana

bananajo is a tasty treat for aussies

Bananajo by sprtsgy1989 June 19, 2011

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bananajobia

The fear of eating bananas in public because you will look like you're giving a blow job.

Man, Lucy was breaking pieces off her banana to eat them rather go back and forth on the end. She has bananajobia!

bananajobia by num32 January 16, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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