bananajobia

The fear of eating bananas in public because you will look like you're giving a blow job.

Man, Lucy was breaking pieces off her banana to eat them rather go back and forth on the end. She has bananajobia!

bananajobia by num32 January 16, 2017

Bananaphobia 

The fear of Banana's!

Banana's literary drive me Banana's!
-friend starts eating a banana- Stan: GET IT AWAY! I have Bananaphobia, dude! -runs away-

Bananaphobia by HerpDerpPerpLerp June 20, 2011

bananaphobia 

When somebody can't even look at or touch a banana due to extreme fear of bananas. Probably caused by repressed homosexuality.

Jason: I don't like bananas. They're so scary. I probably have bananaphobia.

bananaphobia by HamsterKing999 September 17, 2019