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She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.
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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...
Bummito by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020
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Bammin' Slammin' Bootylicious 

A person with a sexually attractive curvaceous buttocks.
Anthony has the juiciest rump in town. He's definitely Bammin' Slammin' Bootylicious.

Bamitzbobby 

Bamitzbobby is a twitch streamer that may hurt your brain. He often says big brain or 'no u'.
Layla: have u seen bamitzbobby's stream?
Caitlin: yeah he hurts my brain too much
Bamitzbobby by Brooklyn avery January 26, 2020

BAMFitude 

n.
the measure of greatness of rank or position, size or extent, and/or significance or influence in the state of being a Bad Ass MotherFucker

On a scale of 1 to 10, Samuel L. Jackson is an 11 in BAMFitude.

Cracka Tim was inadequate in the realm of BAMFitude.
BAMFitude by The Real Governor January 2, 2009
A chick that is so slamming it surpasses normal slamming parameters. Thus she is bammin.
Tim "Damn i'd be all like BAM,BAM, BABABAM."
Matt "Ya that chick is bammin."
Bammin by Staufman August 29, 2005

Badmitton 

The ultimate sport, mostly played in gym class, the backyards of the elite and the Olympics. Controversial because of claims that birdie can 'suck your eye out.'
Julianna: "You killed the birdie."
Allison: "Sorry, let me ask Mr. Van Sanders to get us that one off the vent on the ceiling."

or

Allison: "Nicole, you are mad sick at Badmitton."

or

Allison: "Are you sad it's the last day of badmitton?"
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Badmitton by Miss Spastic Racket January 27, 2009