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barmite

Barmite (tm) The gunk that collects underneath a bar due to not cleaning all surfaces regularly.
Look under a pub bar under the places where beer is served from (beer taps) and glass shelves. See the build up of sticky mess known in the pub trade as Barmite (tm)

Beers drips that turn sticky and brown and look pretty much like Marmite. And the fact it is beer, it probably tastes like a sweeter version of Marmite.

Even better with added beer fly larve.
by Wendycroydon January 14, 2008
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barmite

noun_ a viscous amalgamation of old beer, sweaty feet and skin dust on the floor of a pub or club bar. Barmite has the exact smell and texture of Marmite, but should definately not be spread on toast.

Barmite is a clear sign that the landlord/manager is a lazy shitbag.
"went to work at this gopping bar the other night, i bet the landlady has barmite in her knickers"
by pubbywubbywoo April 15, 2009
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Baritenor

An adult male singer who's lucky enough to have the deep, dark, robust timbre- (vocal sound-quality, to the non-singer), of a Baritone- (the middle adult blokes' vocal-range), combined with the range of a second or low Tenor- (the second highest, natural adult blokes' vocal-range), while also, still retaining their own, natural Baritone vocal-range, and who, as a result of possessing this very rare vocal-range, is able to sing in both the Tenor AND the Baritone tessituras, or ranges, to the non-singer- (more often than not, equally as well, equally as easily, and with no significant problems, while singing in either range!)
Well-known Baritenors included Freddie Mercury and Elvis Presley. Both of these two artists could sing equally as well in the Tenor AND Baritone ranges.
by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017
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barkitecture

A term used to describe the practice of designing a building or a home with dogs and their needs in mind.
This house has the very best barkitecture that money can buy!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2021
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barkitect

An architect who designs luxury doghouses.
My barkitect designed a doghouse for my French Bulldog, which included tile flooring, hand-painted wallcoverings and a replica of a fireplace with a painting of my dog over the mantel.
by earlysnowdrop June 30, 2012
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barmitzfa

A party when people throw cake at each other with rad dj's playing extremely bad techno music, really loudly.
The barmitzfa was radical!
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Barmate

A friend you hand out with in bars
Jessica is my best Barmate
by Nessi March 3, 2016
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