barmitzfa 

A party when people throw cake at each other with rad dj's playing extremely bad techno music, really loudly.

The barmitzfa was radical!

barmitzfa by raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay July 25, 2009

barmitzfa 

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

barmitzfa by joe March 10, 2005

Barkmitzvah

Religious coming of age for a dog

My dog Jake had his Barkmitzvah today

Barkmitzvah by The Countercycler November 15, 2020

batmitzvah 

oxford says:
Bar mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for boys, whereas Bat mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for girls.

i say
skip the crappy shul and go to the nightclub party loads of gw and more shitzzzzzzzzz but u may cme a jewish woman but no drinking and no puberty not done u may be bat mitzvah with no tits

batmitzvah lets goooooooooooo

batmitzvah by gossipgirlxoxoxixo April 13, 2020