Bammered
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Bammered
When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.
Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.
Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.
"What happened with Maggie, I thought you where into her."
"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."
"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."
"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."
"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."
Bammered by fryssucksgirlsarewhores February 7, 2010
Balmered
The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality
Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.
Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again
Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again
Balmered by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017
bambered
guy1: hey mate you wanna get bambered
guy2: you what mate I'll fuckin' wreck you
*fight starts* British slang
guy2: you what mate I'll fuckin' wreck you
*fight starts* British slang
bambered by That British Geeza June 9, 2016