Balmered 

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality

Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again

Balmered by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017

Bammered 

Being drunk or intoxicated with a bang.

Last night we got so bammered, we tried to break into Jean Michael's house.

Bammered by Kokokeka October 9, 2008

ballered 

Getting ballered is when you twist another man's (or women's) balls into a tight knot.

Sharrel got ballered on the streets of Detroit during her vacation.

ballered by Gavin Terkanian June 5, 2018

Ballered 

The act of twisting one's scrotum.

I ballered Scott the other day after I succumbed Claire.

Ballered by terkaniang May 22, 2018

Baltered 

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.

I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.

Baltered by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011

bammered 

Is another word for hammered! And stands for being bammered at the BAMA London parties!

Man I got BAMMERED last Wednesday!

bammered by Daniel D. October 30, 2007

Bammered 

When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.

Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.

"What happened with Maggie, I thought you where into her."

"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."

"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."

Bammered by fryssucksgirlsarewhores February 7, 2010