Balmered

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality

Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again

by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017

Bammered

Being drunk or intoxicated with a bang.

Last night we got so bammered, we tried to break into Jean Michael's house.

by Kokokeka October 9, 2008

ballered

Getting ballered is when you twist another man's (or women's) balls into a tight knot.

Sharrel got ballered on the streets of Detroit during her vacation.

by Gavin Terkanian June 5, 2018

Ballered

The act of twisting one's scrotum.

I ballered Scott the other day after I succumbed Claire.

by terkaniang May 22, 2018

Baltered

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.

I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.

by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011

bammered

Is another word for hammered! And stands for being bammered at the BAMA London parties!

Man I got BAMMERED last Wednesday!

by Daniel D. October 30, 2007

Bammered

When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.

Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.

"What happened with Maggie, I thought you where into her."

"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."

"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."

by fryssucksgirlsarewhores February 7, 2010