Bammered
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Bammered
When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.
Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.
Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.
"What happened with Maggie, I thought you where into her."
"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."
"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."
"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."
"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."
Bammered by fryssucksgirlsarewhores February 7, 2010
Balmered
The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality
Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.
Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again
Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again
Balmered by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017
Blammered
Blammered by Cannabinator June 10, 2009
Bambered
Bambered by AnthonyFreeman94 July 17, 2019
bambered
guy1: hey mate you wanna get bambered
guy2: you what mate I'll fuckin' wreck you
*fight starts* British slang
guy2: you what mate I'll fuckin' wreck you
*fight starts* British slang
bambered by That British Geeza June 9, 2016
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.