Kateri

A person whose cock is on an astronimcall level that can't even compare to how long they've been fatherless, they've had so many nicknames and frequently uses Greg even though that's not even close to their name and are currently having so many crises that they write on Urban Dictionary for fun. They don't have a good sleep schedule but have REALLY good grades, they have a terrible love life aswell. They are in so many fucking fandoms that they might aswell be in all of them, they also secretly have a crush on Hitler and plans to start ww3 and win (i've already planned it out.) They simp for people that aren't even people and ngl kind of weird. But back to the Hitler thing- they secretly have such a crush on Hitler and want a body pillow of him, they are also a communist (great pairing ik). They know to much history and geography for some reason-. They write wattpad fanfiction in their free time because it started off as a joke that their friend made them do (YEAH MEGAN) and now it's not a joke anymore :) please save me. They also died their hair purple at one point and then it turned FUCKING GREEN LIKE HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? AND IT'S NOT COMING OUT IT'S BEEN MONTHS!!!😭

Pro tip:
Get the good hair dye and not the shitty one

Person1: to Greg! How's that fanfiction going?
Greg/Kateri: pretty good I'm writing rusame smut rn
Any sane person: what the fuck-

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me

Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023

germbussy

Germbussy is a term used for Germany. No one is sure who came up with it besides knowing it came from wattpad and the countryhumans fandom.

'Yo bro have you heard about Germbussy?'

'No- Chad what the fuck are you talking about?'

'Its Germany you dumbass, have you heard about it?'

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 15, 2023

Grass

Something that minecraft, gacha, countryhumans, countryballs, Harry Potter, kpop, roblox and any other fandom's Rule 34 creators/ enjoyers need to touch

E.g 1
Limp dick Tim: god, minecraft porn is hella good

Big cocked chad: go touch some grass.

E.g 2
Child: Gacha heat and Roblox heat are so good!

Chad: kid. Go gracefully wipe your hand on that green grass and get off your moms crusty iPad.

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Megan

A person who is secretly megamind but has a bigger heart then forehead, they're amazing in every way and put others before themselves, they stand up for you when you can't stand up for yourself and they show you things you wouldn't be able to seek on your own

Person1: have you seen Megan?

Person2: yeah! They went that way
Person1: thanks!

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Balsamic vinegar

A hard word for elmo

Random: *something about balsamic vinegar*
Elmo: that's a hard word for elmo

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023