balsac 

Honoré de Balzac was a 19th century French novelist and playright. "Balsac" is a "clever" and "humorous" play on his name, with reference to slang words for the male testes and scrotum, which has been observed by this entrant written on men's restroom walls in Dayton, Ohio on several occasions. An example of a certain Southwestern Ohio mindset.

"Balsac" "Marla the waitress will ..."

balsac by WillieC February 16, 2008

Balsac The Jaws Of Death

The guitarist for the Shock rock Group GWAR (played by mike derks) Balsac has a mask that is of a Bear Trap going across his face and uses a Gibson Explorer....he also holds the record for the amount of gwar CD covers hes been on (on the beyond hell CD it just shows the balsac head) and (to me) has the coolest mask in Gwar

I am A huge fan of Gwar yet my favorite mask is on Balsac The Jaws Of Death

Balsac The Jaws Of Death by GwarSlave496 April 3, 2009

Ballsacktomy 

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.

"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."

Ballsacktomy by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014

Balack Obama 

In some Asian-speaking lands (using this mispronounced version of "Black Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

Balack Obama by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Chong Jojun Balsa 

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!

Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.

Chong Jojun Balsa by BTS Is MY LIFEso Don't Judge June 28, 2018

Ballsack McGee 

Epithet for a dweeb, loser, or any generally disliked person within a social circle. May refer to individuals interchangeably.

Dude, keep this party on the DL, I don't want Ballsack McGee showing up.

Ballsack McGee by NotBallsackMcGee August 9, 2012

Ballsack Bandit 

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.

Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!

Ballsack Bandit by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023