ballache

1. An annoying person

2. A severe pain in the testies

1. Man, that boss of mine is a complete ballache

2. Oooh, after that 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' marathon I asm suffering from severe ballache

by Radar May 22, 2003

ballache idea

when someone comes up with an idea that they think is a brilliant idea however rarely makes any sense to people what so ever. Ballache ideas are usually come up with under the use of either alchol or drugs

laurence: yo know whats a really good idea.....
bozwick: what man?
laurence: we should go look for burried treasure in arctic...
bozwick: u know wht laurence thats a reall ballache idea.....

by Bantan and ballzach November 5, 2009

Intellectual ballache

Inability to express yourself for fear of drowning the recipient.

The sufferer has too much to say and fear that he or she will not be understood and that the recipient will feel overwhelmed.

I was on a date with a really cute, but not too clever, guy yesterday. I suffered from intellectual ballache throughout the date. He is not used to dating academics.

by Alexia de la Mozzarella November 27, 2020

Avalanche ballache

Such a ballache it’s magnitude is multiplied so much. That it’s comparable to an avalanche. Buy that in ballache form.

That’s so unfortunate you can’t do the thing you wanted to. Been looking forward to it for so long.

That’s a avalanche ballache

by Alias opposer July 31, 2021

Ballcheese

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!

Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!

by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

ballcheck

to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it

Bob: Hey Joe why you limping?
Joe: I made a jump shot and Tom ballchecked me

by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009

a bit of a ball ache

A task or duty that is mildly tedious and something you would rather not do. Less severe than a task which is a, "right ball ache"

Having to do your timesheets at 17:30 on a Friday before you can leave work is a bit of a ball ache.

by Joost911 August 23, 2010