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ballache idea
when someone comes up with an idea that they think is a brilliant idea however rarely makes any sense to people what so ever. Ballache ideas are usually come up with under the use of either alchol or drugs
laurence: yo know whats a really good idea.....
bozwick: what man?
laurence: we should go look for burried treasure in arctic...
bozwick: u know wht laurence thats a reall ballache idea.....
bozwick: what man?
laurence: we should go look for burried treasure in arctic...
bozwick: u know wht laurence thats a reall ballache idea.....
ballache idea by Bantan and ballzach November 5, 2009
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Intellectual ballache
Inability to express yourself for fear of drowning the recipient.
The sufferer has too much to say and fear that he or she will not be understood and that the recipient will feel overwhelmed.
The sufferer has too much to say and fear that he or she will not be understood and that the recipient will feel overwhelmed.
I was on a date with a really cute, but not too clever, guy yesterday. I suffered from intellectual ballache throughout the date. He is not used to dating academics.
Intellectual ballache by Alexia de la Mozzarella November 27, 2020
Avalanche ballache
Such a ballache it’s magnitude is multiplied so much. That it’s comparable to an avalanche. Buy that in ballache form.
That’s so unfortunate you can’t do the thing you wanted to. Been looking forward to it for so long.
That’s a avalanche ballache
That’s a avalanche ballache
Avalanche ballache by Alias opposer July 31, 2021
Ballcheese
White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!
Ballcheese by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019
ballcheck
to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it
ballcheck by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009
a bit of a ball ache
A task or duty that is mildly tedious and something you would rather not do. Less severe than a task which is a, "right ball ache"
Having to do your timesheets at 17:30 on a Friday before you can leave work is a bit of a ball ache.
a bit of a ball ache by Joost911 August 23, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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