baloomp

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.

The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.

by Etch September 6, 2008

baloops

full, beautiful lips, not unlike those of a balloon.

Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

baloomba

when a fat or top heavy girl runs

whoa!!! did you see her run? that is some major baloomba, man.

by blaketh May 17, 2004

Baloop

The sound of bubbles that a fish makes whent it breaths.
Good to quote when awkward or boring moments happen.

baloop baloop baloop

by blahexceptmyusernamealready June 13, 2012

Badoomp

Badoomps are those little yellow bumps sometimes in the middle of the road, appropriately named 'Badoomp' because that is the noise it makes when you drive over one in your car.

Note* don't drive over Badoomps in Fords, as it will most likely break your car.

*Badoomp* oh shit I just drove over a Badoomp!

by MattimusWardimus November 13, 2010

Baloops

An extremely cuddly cat

That's a baloops.

by Adi44 December 13, 2022

Bloompkin

A blowjob while taking a shit.

I was taking a dump last night, and my girl came in, got on her knees, and gave me a bloompkin.

by rogueisgud February 26, 2010