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bloomballing 

When you throw Bloomballs into soil or compost
She is going to share her Bloomballs with her naughbours and together they will go bloomballing in their gardens

bloomballs

a ball made up of flower seeds, compost and soil
During the spring and autumn season, BloomBalls are at their best for being tossed into the garden soil or compost, which will allow for wildflowers to grow.

bahoombas 

-noun
referring to a pair of extremely enhanced breasts; most often cosmetically built.
"Look at the bahoombas on that woman. She must have some sort of disease!"
bahoombas by Papa W. December 18, 2008

Bajoomba 

A powerfully voiced, often spiritual, enormously busted and often bearing an equally and admirably large behind. A Bajoomba is a large-and-in-charge-woman-of-colour. Usually wise beyond what the common populace is ready, willing, or able to accept as plausible. Uncommonly seen in elderly years (Wherein they undergo the metamorphosis of Big Mama), the greater population of Bajoombas teeter between middle age and youth, though are often (N.B. Not always) less spiritual the younger they are, being full of youthful angst and exhuberance before full bloom to middle age occurs. Curiously, a large number of Bajoombas have a natural talent for singing backup vocals to intellectual white Briitpop bands from the 80s and 90s.

(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)
I was listening to the radio last night. 'Nuvva one ovvem lame 80s & 90s shows. I was really shocked at the collection of Bajoombas they had, last night. They played

Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!

Compare & Contrast Example:

Shirley from Whats Happenin!
Bajoomba by Insane Saint April 19, 2011

bazoombas 

Giant breasts, one alone (a bazoomba) being bigger than the owner's arse. So big they look wrong.
My God, they're some big bazoombas!
bazoombas by Starsky July 30, 2003

Baloobas 

To get Baloobas. Derived from Ireland, where Balooba is a thick eejit. To get baloobas or to go baloobas, is a set of behaviour occurring when a person has a consumed a large amount of drink or drugs and behaves wildly, erratically, but all the while having fun
I went to the Big Chill festival, and went completely Baloobas
Baloobas by shenaniganz00 August 18, 2006