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Black Balled
Black Balled by brantleycmd December 6, 2010
mentally blue balled
When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.
Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.
Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...
(Jenny is mentally blue balled)
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...
(Jenny is mentally blue balled)
mentally blue balled by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010
Low-balled
In online gaming, the act of waiting for your teammates to injure an enemy player then striking the killing blow at the last minute. See also: Kill Stealing
Low-balled by apple321456 January 16, 2017
Blue Balled
This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.
Blue Balled by anonymous September 15, 2020
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