balmer

slang of the city of Baltimore,MD...

Balmer is a pretty city!

by pah February 17, 2005

balmer

nickname for balm

his name was balm. but we called him balmers

by mack daddy May 22, 2003

Balmered

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality

Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again

by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017

Balmers

Typically something done that is beyond stupid.

Oh I've just gone and done a Balmers.
Kevin was fingerpopping Jessica last night but she shit herself, oh man he's gone and done a Balmers.

by CupidStunts August 22, 2019