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Bisexual Ballsex 

When one guy is getting one ball sucked by a girl and the other by a guy

#fondal #gay #sex #gayyyyyyyyy
I just had bisexual ball sex, the guy was better

What to have some bisexual ballsex, you suck one ball and a girl will suck the other

Ballsed it up 

When someone has managed to take situation or task from easy to completely screwed. Popular in the UK.
As shown by popular internet gamers, the Yogscast:
"Lewis, you've ballsed it up again."
Ballsed it up by Helix341 April 17, 2012
The result of something that's gone wrong, broken, tired out or messed up.
'Oh man, my cell phone doesn't work anymore. It's ballsed.'
ballsed by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014

Billsexual

Billsexual; (n;verb)

Def:

1: The act of being irrationally, illogically completly head over heels attracted and in love with the Tokio Hotel lead singer Bill Kaulitz.

2: the act of being sexually aroused by the voice, presence, or thought of the Tokio Hotel lead singer Bill Kaulitz.
I've actually done that to a few of my friends before. I'd pull up a picture of him, and ask:

"What d'ya think? Hot or not?" and they'd all gleefully exclaim stuff like 'hell yeah' or 'I'd do her' or 'damn she's fine' and I just burst out laughing and tell them that she is actually a he. Then I'd have to prove to them I was telling the truth and what not but what really surprises me is that more than a few of them always keep looking at him with that same (now hidden) lust in their eyes. I think all guys are a little billsexual inside.
Billsexual by LunaShadow August 4, 2008

Ballseye 

The sexual act of slapping anothers eyes with your testicles.
"Hey Marty did you see Bob's black eyes?"
"Yeah dude, he got the ballseye"
Ballseye by UPtheNOSEinbetweenTHETOES September 19, 2011

Ballseed 

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.
"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me tonight or what??!"
Ballseed by anonymous January 24, 2023
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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