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Verb - The act of tripping because of or in the event of getting hit in the balls or any other testicular discomfort, followed by a swift beating while rolling in pain and fierce laughter
Dude, did you hear? Zach just got ballsed by Sean and Mikey.
Ballsed by bellitti August 27, 2009
When a man/teenage boy hides illegal or unwanted substance or item inside there underwear, if the item being hid is too heavy often the item would be held inbetween the thighs behind the ball sack.

This is often done by school students when their school is about to conduct a bag search or random classroom search to find any illegal substances/stolen property/or weapons.
"Fam mrs bewart sent mr cocks to bag search me i ballsed the herbs"

Person A "why does this stink"
Person b"I ballsed I cuh I was being bag searched"
Person A "fam thats butters"
Ballsed by Pestoman May 29, 2018
To be so dramatically high that you can't think of a better word for it
"Dude, I am so ballsed right now!"
Ballsed by CherriAtlas :3 February 20, 2024
When someone is high or drunk as fuck
"Duddee.. i'm ballsed as fuck right now"

Ballsed it up 

When someone has managed to take situation or task from easy to completely screwed. Popular in the UK.
As shown by popular internet gamers, the Yogscast:
"Lewis, you've ballsed it up again."
Ballsed it up by Helix341 April 17, 2012

ballsed-up

Adj. Ruined, in a mess.
"Oh, aye! Ain't we in a shite state."
"Indeed. Us Irish hombres are all ballsed-up."
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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