ballsed

The result of something that's gone wrong, broken, tired out or messed up.

'Oh man, my cell phone doesn't work anymore. It's ballsed.'

by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014

Ballsed

Verb - The act of tripping because of or in the event of getting hit in the balls or any other testicular discomfort, followed by a swift beating while rolling in pain and fierce laughter

Dude, did you hear? Zach just got ballsed by Sean and Mikey.

by bellitti August 27, 2009

Ballsed

When a man/teenage boy hides illegal or unwanted substance or item inside there underwear, if the item being hid is too heavy often the item would be held inbetween the thighs behind the ball sack.

This is often done by school students when their school is about to conduct a bag search or random classroom search to find any illegal substances/stolen property/or weapons.

"Fam mrs bewart sent mr cocks to bag search me i ballsed the herbs"

Person A "why does this stink"
Person b"I ballsed I cuh I was being bag searched"
Person A "fam thats butters"

by Pestoman May 29, 2018

Ballsed

To be so dramatically high that you can't think of a better word for it

"Dude, I am so ballsed right now!"

by CherriAtlas :3 February 20, 2024

Ballsed

When someone is high or drunk as fuck

"Duddee.. i'm ballsed as fuck right now"

by bored kid who is wasting time May 1, 2024

Ballsed it up

When someone has managed to take situation or task from easy to completely screwed. Popular in the UK.

As shown by popular internet gamers, the Yogscast:
"Lewis, you've ballsed it up again."

by Helix341 April 17, 2012

ballsed-up

Adj. Ruined, in a mess.

"Oh, aye! Ain't we in a shite state."
"Indeed. Us Irish hombres are all ballsed-up."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005