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bangs down, balls out 

a term used by athletes who consistantly wear their hair back for convenience during workouts, but for whatever reason, decided that today, they would just wear it down; usually accompanied by a "fuck it" mentality. most commonly found in female athletes.
this also occurs when the athlete forgot to bring or lost any bobby pins, hair clips, etc that they were planning on using.
x: "hey, I heard we're conditioning today, do you want some bobby pins?"
y: "no thanks, I'll just go bangs down, balls out."

x: "wow, I like your hair down!"
y: "yeah, I forgot my hair clips, so I guess I have to go bangs down, balls out today."

Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse 

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

come to dinner with your balls out 

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.
We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?

My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.
Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.

Outdoor Ball 

Term used to describe a girl who is often passed around, commiting to reckless or 'wild child' behavior decreasing their apparent value as a person
Compared to an indoor ball, outdoor balls are often worn and less valuable, often best kept outside.
Man, Lexie is such an outdoor ball. I see her partying with a different dude every day. Pretty sure there's a plaque of her at every frat on campus. I feel bad for her dad.
Outdoor Ball by DoomScroller June 18, 2025
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026