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Ballroom Dance 

The gonadular jiggle permitted by a spacious pant.
Christopher Lee, wearing a skirt, stoically allowed himself a defiant Ballroom Dance in the face of oncoming traffic.
Ballroom Dance by 535 October 9, 2012

Ballroom Dance 

A kind of shimmy a man does, usually while standing up, in order to adjust the position of his genitals inside his pants.
His underwear was all bunched up, so Bob just did a ballroom dance to make his junk more comfortable.
Ballroom Dance by AdamAtom July 15, 2011

horizontal ballroom dance 

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
horizontal ballroom dance by Abear510 September 15, 2013

Male Ball Room Dancer 

The most flaming homo ever!!
Dude that male ball room dancer is pretty faggy!
Male Ball Room Dancer by yogi4021 January 21, 2011

Ball Room Dancing 

When your date shows up in a ball room gown and your only going to eat Ramen and you offer to buy her a new outfit.
Damn, I like your gown, but lets go ball room dancing instead.
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