by Patrick Nusbaum October 12, 2008
An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.
Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
1-(noun) the act of dancing with someone in the shape of the square.
2-(verb) to dance with someone in the shape of the square (on the ground).
2-(verb) to dance with someone in the shape of the square (on the ground).
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
by Dr. Dutch February 1, 2009
by ms.bottom May 13, 2009
when a boring, unsociable character cuts lose on the dance floor in a dorky manner, usually after a hefty consumption of alcohol
person 1: check out elliot from accounting!
person 2: man, he really shouldn't dance in public
person 1: cut him a break. he's only square dancing
person 2: man, he really shouldn't dance in public
person 1: cut him a break. he's only square dancing
by daft dork July 11, 2008
Constantly moving around a grill or fire while cooking outside because you're trying to stay away from the smoke.
Jane: I've been watching you out the window, grilling those burgers and moving around like you're caught in some weird tornado for the past five minutes.... what's with the BBQ square dance?
John: The wind keeps changing directions, and that smoke is killing me!
John: The wind keeps changing directions, and that smoke is killing me!
by bonedawg109 June 30, 2011