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1. The awkward shaking, stepping motion that occurs when a male attempts to adjust the position of his genitalia while walking.

2. The act of performing the above action.
1. Man, that was an obvious ballroom dance.

2. You shouldn't ballroom dance in public.
by FlyingxKnife December 04, 2010
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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The gonadular jiggle permitted by a spacious pant.
Christopher Lee, wearing a skirt, stoically allowed himself a defiant Ballroom Dance in the face of oncoming traffic.
by 535 October 09, 2012
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A kind of shimmy a man does, usually while standing up, in order to adjust the position of his genitals inside his pants.
His underwear was all bunched up, so Bob just did a ballroom dance to make his junk more comfortable.
by AdamAtom July 15, 2011
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