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A female with little to no hair to pull together to make one single ponytail.
A bald head goose.
That ballgeesas head looks just like a bag of baseball's
Ballgeesa by QueenyOmygodess March 11, 2017
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Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Ballseed 

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.
"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me tonight or what??!"
Ballseed by anonymous January 24, 2023

Ballied up 

ballied up refers to balaclavers hates ski masks ect.
Maxwell And Tay Are Ballied Up.
Ballied up by Max Burrows July 15, 2009

Ballipede 

A strange combination of a great basketball player, a centipede, and the savior of the Christians, Jesus Christ.

It is said to have rivaled Raptor Jesus but has never caught on in the same way.

Rumor has it that he has been seen commenting on some articles in www.Gizmodo.com but has never had anything useful or intuitive to say.

He is referred to in psalms 23.5:

The LORD is my Balla, I shall not make a shot.

2 He makes me lie down in green centipedes,

he leads me beside quiet squozen lambs,

3 he destroys my balling spirit.

He guides me in paths of centipedes

for his balla's sake.

4 Even though I ball

through the valley of the shadow of ballipede, a

I will fear no evil,

because the ballipede is not evil, he's just a balla;

your skills and your crossovers,

they dominate me.

5 You prepare a balla court before me

in the presence of my opposing ballipedes.

You toss the tip off;

my jump overwhelms the opponent.

6 Surely skizzles and swats will follow me

all the minutes of this game,

and I will dwell on the failure to beat the ballipede

for he is the best balla of them all.

7 Sincerely Yours,
Jesus, "The Ballipede", Christ
Guy 1: Oh my! The Ballipede just healed a person!
Guy 2: That's amazing centipede jesus, but How'd you do i-
The Ballipede: I'M A BALLIPEDE, LOL!
Ballipede by TheBallipede May 19, 2009

Ballseed 

When you and your friends are plotting to do something, and you try hard.

Trying really hard in something or getting to deep into something that you can’t escape.
“Dude, we’re ballseed in this mission right now.”
Ballseed by yazywaz June 12, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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