balldancing 

When a woman takes more then one set of nuts on the chin

Heather got really drunk and was balldancing with Jeremy and Tom.

balldancing by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003

Danzig balancing 

Buying official Glenn Danzig albums, tickets or merchandise to offset the guilt felt from buying new Misfits concert tickets or logo items; trying to lessen the injustice of Misfits fans patronizing the legal yet undeserving owners of the Misfits trademarks, Jerry Only and Doyle.

I really want these Crimson Ghost sneakers from Hot Topic even though it sickens me that Jerry Only will get the profits- so I'll buy a few things from Danzig's website for Danzig balancing.

Danzig balancing by Shanthrax138 September 9, 2010

Poop Balancing 

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.

Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....

Poop Balancing by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

bonce balancing 

balancing random objects on the head

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night

bonce balancing by sangus June 6, 2018

ballhanging 

Kick ass numero uno top of the line shit, yo.

I gots to go hook my ass up wif dem kickass ballhanging treads

ballhanging by Yo mama September 23, 2003

Word Balancing

A useful heuristic for ascertaining proper pronunciation in anglo-germanic languages. A good correction algorithm for latinate words.

"Triple" in English, a common latinate word with a familiar pronunciation. Word Balancing can help to ascertain the pronunciation of the word's Belgian variant, "Trippel."

Note that "Triple" has 3 letters in each syllable, and that in English, the stress is on the first syllable.

Note that in the Belgian equivalent, an extra "p" shifts the center of gravity of the word to the right.

This is the simplest case of word-balancing - known as the "contratextual moment" principle (similar in concept to changing moments of inertia in physics). It tells you that, in this case, a stress should be placed on the second syllable: triPPEL.

Word Balancing by v14B+ September 22, 2010

load balancing 

The act of spreading your load between multiple parties or items.

I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.

I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.

load balancing by skootrscs January 21, 2011