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ballfie
A selfie picture of your nutsack, including veins and hair. It's meant to be done as a show of your ridiculous narcissism. Like a selfie, it can also be shared through social networking, but primarily private chats like Whatsapp due to the disgusting nature of the picture.
Obnoxious friend: Hey, everyone, look at my balls!!! <sends picture to Whatsapp group>
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.
e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.
e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.
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ballafied • Bellafied • Ballfiend • ballied • ballacked • Balladed • Ballassed • ballerfied • Ballfidence • ballfie
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Ballied up by Max Burrows July 15, 2009
ballacked
With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.
ballacked by Matt Janes August 6, 2006
Ballassed
My night wouldn't have been so ballassed if my girlfriend's dad hadn't walked past our naked asses doin it in her bed.
Ballassed by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009
Bellafied
"I just bellafied this photo-now it's even prettier"
Joe "She's so hot"
Dave "yeah she must have been bellafied"
Joe "She's so hot"
Dave "yeah she must have been bellafied"
Bellafied by Some Girl 85 August 18, 2011
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