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ballfie

A selfie picture of your nutsack, including veins and hair. It's meant to be done as a show of your ridiculous narcissism. Like a selfie, it can also be shared through social networking, but primarily private chats like Whatsapp due to the disgusting nature of the picture.
Obnoxious friend: Hey, everyone, look at my balls!!! <sends picture to Whatsapp group>
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.

e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.
by imzj March 31, 2015
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Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
by thc2099 June 14, 2008
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ballfive

The act of smacking scrotums to express true friendship, but in front of an audience to avoid homosexuality. Must be performed intoxicated otherwise it may also be considered a homosexual endeavour.
Zsolt and I gave each other a ballfive in front of the whole pub, bros for life!!!
by yvette peyton February 5, 2015
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Ballfeat

When someone takes an L so bad that defeat cant describe it

you got destroyed so bad that you took balls in your face
he just got destroyed and took a ballfeat!
by SleepInBallfeat July 29, 2021
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ballzie

Damn Keith is ballzie he'll be the first person to try out anything the next person wouldn't do
by Mziza March 24, 2014
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Ballied up

ballied up refers to balaclavers hates ski masks ect.
Maxwell And Tay Are Ballied Up.
by Max Burrows July 15, 2009
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Ballfeat

When the L is so severe that not even defeat can describe it

you lose so bad that they are teabagging their balls in your face
He took a fat ballfeat! he is so bad!
by SleepInBallfeat July 31, 2021
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