ballfie 

A selfie picture of your nutsack, including veins and hair. It's meant to be done as a show of your ridiculous narcissism. Like a selfie, it can also be shared through social networking, but primarily private chats like Whatsapp due to the disgusting nature of the picture.

Obnoxious friend: Hey, everyone, look at my balls!!! <sends picture to Whatsapp group>
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.

e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.

ballfie by imzj March 31, 2015

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

ballfive 

The act of smacking scrotums to express true friendship, but in front of an audience to avoid homosexuality. Must be performed intoxicated otherwise it may also be considered a homosexual endeavour.

Zsolt and I gave each other a ballfive in front of the whole pub, bros for life!!!

ballfive by yvette peyton February 5, 2015

Ballfeat 

When someone takes an L so bad that defeat cant describe it

you got destroyed so bad that you took balls in your face

he just got destroyed and took a ballfeat!

Ballfeat by SleepInBallfeat July 29, 2021

ballzie 

Having guts to do whatever

Damn Keith is ballzie he'll be the first person to try out anything the next person wouldn't do

ballzie by Mziza March 24, 2014

Ballied up 

ballied up refers to balaclavers hates ski masks ect.

Maxwell And Tay Are Ballied Up.

Ballied up by Max Burrows July 15, 2009

Ballfeat 

When the L is so severe that not even defeat can describe it

you lose so bad that they are teabagging their balls in your face

He took a fat ballfeat! he is so bad!

Ballfeat by SleepInBallfeat July 31, 2021