balko

A term used in gay pornography to refer to a man with a giant penis and/or anus.

Ryan: Prepare to be rock Pat! I am a Balko!!!!!

Pat: Rock me, then, you silly chicken head!

by ryan fearon February 29, 2008

Baldo

Your average bald person.

Sam: Have you heard about Aldo's hairloss?
Trent: Yeah he's pretty bald
Sam: Guess he's baldo

by SamFoundations March 24, 2020

balcony kids

Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.

"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."

"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"

by chochelle November 21, 2017

Steve Balboni

He's the guy that gets shit done and can get you in any place just by telling his name.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.

Steve Balboni sent me here.

by johnnyhamcheck June 20, 2023

Baldoggie

A Youtuber that remains unknown to this day by his iconic disguise of the white Baldoggie official mask. He is also very bad at csgo and is a member of an abomination of a csgo team.

"Oh my! What a bad youtube video this is. It must be Baldoggie"
"I am as bad at csgo as Baldoggie!"
"Damn your mask do be looking like Baldoggies tho."
"BALDOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by jannet6969 June 14, 2020

the balcony

(n) to stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put your hand down each other's trousers, thus forming "the balcony".

I couldn't wait to get Kathleen home to show her how much I love her so we made the balcony while we waited for our lift homes.

by daveaux July 4, 2014

balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010