Backons

An arse valley wank...(not to be mistaken for anal sex..it's similar to a tit wank).

The woman lies on her front while her guy sits on the small of her back facing her feet. He pops his penis between her bottom cheeks and squeezes them together...and off he goes!

Lube recommended.

Sam was concerned when Danny asked her for a Backons...but after he'd explained that it wouldn't make her eyes water, she agreed...and actually found it quite pleasurable (she was even able to finish her crossword).

Backons by Miss Smith January 26, 2008

Back ons 

Underwear that has been worn, discarded and then put on again.

He knew it was a mistake to wear back ons on the day of his wedding.

By the smell of things you're wearing back ons again...

Back ons by George Evans June 2, 2008

Baconsexual 

It means when u like bacon. Like when you wanna fuck bacon. So then you're baconsexual

Example:
Rob: Omg i love bacon
Me: so you are Baconsexual?
Rob: HECK y-yeahh

Baconsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

many bacons 

An alternative way of greeting your friends, accompanied with American Sign Language.

Many bacons to you, my friend!

many bacons by canfield army April 6, 2009

six bacons moment

when you/you and your friends are uncomfortable but can’t outright say that for one reason or another, you say you’re having a six bacons moment instead. it’s like a safe word

the “six bacons” part comes from a youtube video where amberlynn reid was making bacon. she counted six pieces and then said “this is six bacons”. soon after, another youtuber named zachary michael and his fans started saying this phrase in the context above

“this is a six bacons moment for real” - zachary michael

“this is definitely a six bacons moment...”

six bacons moment by pineappleupsidedowncake June 8, 2021

Baconsolation 

The act of comforting or consoling someone with bacon.

Mom told Betty not to worry about being called fat at school. She explained that lots of famous and successful people were morbidly obese, as she dished out some soothing baconsolation in the form of a few smoky and warm rashers of fine swine.

Baconsolation by KrisBBacon January 14, 2009

baconstrip 

The inner labias (labia minor) of a woman. Especially if they are not separated.

Hey girl, that's a nice baconstrip!

baconstrip by RonnyM July 9, 2003