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When you are just having an average day and that one guy (or gal) comes by and everything goes left....like....wake up in the morning missing your left sock, lipstick on your ear, and a stranger's parakeet in your bathroom type left.
"Dude.... I was planning on having a quiet night in, reading a book and then Kyle came over with some Four Loko and we totally got Balboni'd!!"
Balboni by Wordsmith603 July 22, 2019
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Initial sexual excitation that is quickly extinguished by a strong distraction.
"Darling, please forgive this morning's balboni. The boss called with with more insistent demands."
balboni by Dominulus December 9, 2008

Steve Balboni

He's the guy that gets shit done and can get you in any place just by telling his name.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.
Steve Balboni by johnnyhamcheck June 20, 2023

balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...
We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement
balconing by balconer August 15, 2010

bolbonic 

Something of a large and round nature
Billy is very bolbonic
bolbonic by SROSE February 29, 2008

Balconia 

Balconia is a term used when you couldn't go on vacation. It means you spent your vacation at home (on your balcony).
Where did you go on vacation?

I went to Balconia!
Balconia by Beroboby August 28, 2009

Harry Balzonia 

A fictional person who you use as an alias.
whos she goin out with? Harry Balzonia hahahah Harry Balls-on-ya
Harry Balzonia by matt May 13, 2005
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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