Balboni

When you are just having an average day and that one guy (or gal) comes by and everything goes left....like....wake up in the morning missing your left sock, lipstick on your ear, and a stranger's parakeet in your bathroom type left.

"Dude.... I was planning on having a quiet night in, reading a book and then Kyle came over with some Four Loko and we totally got Balboni'd!!"

Balboni by Wordsmith603 July 22, 2019

balboni

Initial sexual excitation that is quickly extinguished by a strong distraction.

"Darling, please forgive this morning's balboni. The boss called with with more insistent demands."

balboni by Dominulus December 9, 2008

Steve Balboni

He's the guy that gets shit done and can get you in any place just by telling his name.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.

Steve Balboni sent me here.

Steve Balboni by johnnyhamcheck June 20, 2023

balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

balconing by balconer August 15, 2010

bolbonic 

Something of a large and round nature

Billy is very bolbonic

bolbonic by SROSE February 29, 2008

Balconia 

Balconia is a term used when you couldn't go on vacation. It means you spent your vacation at home (on your balcony).

Where did you go on vacation?

I went to Balconia!

Balconia by Beroboby August 28, 2009

Harry Balzonia 

A fictional person who you use as an alias.

whos she goin out with? Harry Balzonia hahahah Harry Balls-on-ya

Harry Balzonia by matt May 13, 2005