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Bald headed champ 

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.
Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....
Bald headed champ by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

Bald Headed Champ 

That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.
I've just gone a round with the Bald Headed Champ and lost a packet!
Bald Headed Champ by Phinbarr January 13, 2009

wrestling the bald headed champ 

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.

wrestle the bald headed champ 

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

wrestling the bald headed champion

another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.
last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.

or

kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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