bald fuck 

a rude guy who has his scalp with very little or no hair.

Shut up, you bald fuck!

bald fuck by mope4ok March 26, 2009

bald fuck 

Two people with shaved parts having sex.

Dude, I shaved my balls so I could have a bald fuck with my gf.

bald fuck by xfreakx November 6, 2007

Faggy Bald Fuck 

Noun; a person who gives too much self importance to a specific geographic location.

Some traits include over posting on social media, trying to draw sympathy from others, and just being a general nuisance to the public.

Man he posted on the town group chat 15 times what a faggy bald fuck.

Faggy Bald Fuck by Kpete21 November 1, 2021

Bald as fuck 

Conor Barry

Conor's bald as fuck

Bald as fuck by That guy at the back of class December 2, 2018

bald head thunder fuck 

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.

Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck

bald head thunder fuck by ForTehKenny August 6, 2012

bald fucker 

a bald fucker is a person that has cancer, and has a clean ass head

person 1: lmao look at that bald fucker

person 2: dude chill out, she has stage 4 cancer

bald fucker by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker 

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011