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bald fuck 

Two people with shaved parts having sex.
Dude, I shaved my balls so I could have a bald fuck with my gf.
bald fuck by xfreakx November 6, 2007

Faggy Bald Fuck 

Noun; a person who gives too much self importance to a specific geographic location.

Some traits include over posting on social media, trying to draw sympathy from others, and just being a general nuisance to the public.
Man he posted on the town group chat 15 times what a faggy bald fuck.
Faggy Bald Fuck by Kpete21 November 1, 2021

Bald as fuck 

bald head thunder fuck 

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.
Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck

bald fucker 

a bald fucker is a person that has cancer, and has a clean ass head
person 1: lmao look at that bald fucker

person 2: dude chill out, she has stage 4 cancer
bald fucker by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker 

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.
I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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