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bald fuck 

Two people with shaved parts having sex.
Dude, I shaved my balls so I could have a bald fuck with my gf.
bald fuck by xfreakx November 6, 2007

Faggy Bald Fuck 

Noun; a person who gives too much self importance to a specific geographic location.

Some traits include over posting on social media, trying to draw sympathy from others, and just being a general nuisance to the public.
Man he posted on the town group chat 15 times what a faggy bald fuck.
Faggy Bald Fuck by Kpete21 November 1, 2021

bald head thunder fuck 

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.
Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck

bald fucker 

a bald fucker is a person that has cancer, and has a clean ass head
person 1: lmao look at that bald fucker

person 2: dude chill out, she has stage 4 cancer
bald fucker by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker 

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.
I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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