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a rude guy who has his scalp with very little or no hair.
Shut up, you bald fuck!
by mope4ok March 26, 2009
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Two people with shaved parts having sex.
Dude, I shaved my balls so I could have a bald fuck with my gf.
by xfreakx October 21, 2007
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