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Badalump 

When your phone makes a sound indicating that a text message has arrived. It is usually the default sound.

It can also be a derogatory reference to the value of the message where the message is worth less than the sound the message arrival makes.
After getting four incoming text messages, all of which were ignored, Timmy said, "My wife has been budalumping me all day".

"I hate the badalump."
Badalump by Zarbuck November 14, 2011

Balal Army 

An organization created to destroy normies

"Persian/Iranian" Org.
Normie #1: hey wanna hear a joke? ali knows da wae xDDDD
Balal Army Soldier: What's that? Pick up your weapons boiz
Balal Army by BalalArmy August 7, 2018
Romanian word describing a state of general confusion. Also used to describe a mental institution.
Romanian only :
Luni dimineata, un birou oarecare : 1 angajat munceste, unu vorbeste la telefon, alti 3 rad de cel care munceste.
Seful intra: "Ce e balamucul asta??"
balamuc by 9ball February 12, 2008
A completely stark naked wank.
My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.
Ballum by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008
The cutest, smartest, funniest, sexiest brown guy ever.
Wow, he's such a Balal. I wish I could bang him.
Balal by Sexybuttface April 9, 2013