Badalump 

When your phone makes a sound indicating that a text message has arrived. It is usually the default sound.

It can also be a derogatory reference to the value of the message where the message is worth less than the sound the message arrival makes.

After getting four incoming text messages, all of which were ignored, Timmy said, "My wife has been budalumping me all day".

"I hate the badalump."

Badalump by Zarbuck November 14, 2011

badaylumpkin 

Getting a bj while you are taking a dump on a baday toilet.

I was in the london train station and my wife insinsted on giving me a badaylumpkin. She got a little spray of water from the baday on her dress.

badaylumpkin by Elliot Umpkin May 7, 2007

Badalum 

A Jewish microwave, especially good at cooking Nazis/German, also good at cooking fat obese Americans

I just bought a Badalum, and oh boy it’s amazing at cooking germans, heck I’d even say it’s good at cooking skeletons in your closet, wouldn’t you say Donald J. Trump.

Badalum by NotA Jew February 14, 2019