Badalump 

When your phone makes a sound indicating that a text message has arrived. It is usually the default sound.

It can also be a derogatory reference to the value of the message where the message is worth less than the sound the message arrival makes.

After getting four incoming text messages, all of which were ignored, Timmy said, "My wife has been budalumping me all day".

"I hate the badalump."

Badalump by Zarbuck November 14, 2011

badaylumpkin 

Getting a bj while you are taking a dump on a baday toilet.

I was in the london train station and my wife insinsted on giving me a badaylumpkin. She got a little spray of water from the baday on her dress.

badaylumpkin by Elliot Umpkin May 7, 2007

Badalum 

A Jewish microwave, especially good at cooking Nazis/German, also good at cooking fat obese Americans

I just bought a Badalum, and oh boy it’s amazing at cooking germans, heck I’d even say it’s good at cooking skeletons in your closet, wouldn’t you say Donald J. Trump.

Badalum by NotA Jew February 14, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004