Ballum

A completely stark naked wank.

My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.

by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008

Ballum

A synonym for pcilocybin mushrooms, specifically Madonlakki.

Hey Ruihop, wanna go get some ballum?
Sure Jeff, I would love to trip on some ballum!

by LoraxMaster September 6, 2023

Ballum

To win a competitive event with ease

"dat game was pure ballum blud"

by mr wordy mcword February 3, 2007

ballum

a super intelligent mastermind that is so powerful when looks at you you die bc u are dumb as shit

OH MY GOD LOOK ITS A BALLUM RUN WE ARE ALL TO DUMB FOR HIS INTELLIGENCE

by DoreenVT July 19, 2021

Ballum-rancum

A ball where all of the dancers are theives and prostitutes.

'E 'ad a 'ell uv a ballum-rancum 't thursday.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Ballum and borter

An epic experimental hip hop group

Ballum and borter is epic.

by Monkey time🧐🧐🧐🧐 October 25, 2018

balumpabump

A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.

**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that

by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010