Ballum
A completely stark naked wank.
Ballum by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008
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Ballum by LoraxMaster September 6, 2023
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balumpabump
A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.
**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that
balumpabump by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010
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