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The greek god of fucking bitches and swagging to the max.
Have you guys read the book on bajanko? Yeah he fucks mad bitches and swags to the max in a godly manner.
bajanko by King KOng mother fucker October 13, 2011
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miss balanko 

one who is the creator of cathanson. seduces boys with apples, and has above average intelligence, humor, sexy good looks, and conversation skills.
wow.. jenny is totally being a miss balanko tonight. thats cool.
miss balanko by Andrew is also J April 22, 2009
Anything pertaining to a piece of crap. Could also be considered pajanky. Anything found at a garage sale or the good will.
Corey's couches are dirty, stinky, and quite bajanky.
bajanky by Caroline the great May 25, 2006
Stupid not making any sence or just plain old Bajank.
Man, these prices are Bajank
Bajank by Dotty922 June 28, 2010

Bajankom 

To express remorse in both a sarcatic and serious manner or wanting say shit but, your in a place that doens't let you so you say bajankom instead.
Bajankom, i forgot my inhaler!
What about your bajankom?
Don't forget your bajankom.
Bajankom by kellkats August 14, 2011

bajankedy 

(adjective) all jacked up; held in low social regard; completely anarchistic in structure; refers almost exclusively to situations, but is gaining usage as a substitute for janky. Never used when referring to animate objects (living things).
Our plane landed right on time, but our baggage was 2 hrs late due to some lazy workers on the chute. Dee-girl was pissed at how bajankedy things were.

Listen here, haole! I ain't getting on that Bajankedy boat. Mahalo bra.
bajankedy by r8 November 18, 2007

bajankity 

adj. Similar to Jank. broken; unnecessarily redundant, superfluous, or meaningless; stupid or ridiculously moronic; bootleg or of questionable quality
Man...this CD I bought for $3 is bajankity.
bajankity by anonymous jackson August 24, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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