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Sir John Barleycorn

Sir John Barleycorn by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

John Barleycorn 

A little lepreauchan that sneaks into your room after you have a night of heavy drinking. He puts one foot on your chin and one foot on your nose and takes a wee crap in your mouth. Then cracks you in the head with his cane. This explains the bad taste in your mouth and headache when you wake up.
"Dude, you look like shit." "Yeah man, I got a visit from John Barleycorn last night."
John Barleycorn by S.Alexander October 29, 2008

Barneycore 

The perfect and complete opposite of hardcore esp. in outdoor sports and recreation.
"Bro, that dude napping on the trail is totally Barneycore."
Barneycore by Barneycore August 11, 2012

BaileyCox03 

It is where a porcelain duck touches its own fanny with a piano key and flicks the pooey bumhole of a ginger chubby child and plays the trumpet with a bee in its ear.
Sticky Vicky does a baileycox03 with bailey cox himself.
BaileyCox03 by GrandmaVicky November 7, 2020

barleycorns 

A word similar in definition to fiddlesticks, used when expressing frustration or awe.
Gretchen: Prudence, Jessica shaved her head!"
Prudence: Oh Barleycorns!
barleycorns by avoriciousskirt December 2, 2007

burleycore

"dude, you are totally burleycore"
burleycore by think_again September 22, 2005