Bagewitch

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?

Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese

by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

L

World's best catboy detective aka the only one I'd share my cake with.

Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light
L: Yes that'd be pretty dark

by UnqualifiedGiraffe January 20, 2021

Go lick a rat

The absolute highest god level of an insult

1: bro I hate your T-shirt
2: go lick a rat
1: *instantly collapses*

by UnqualifiedGiraffe October 13, 2020

Burnhee

Someone who is easily burned by the sun or has a sunburn

Bruh I am a complete burnhee. I’ve gotta use spf9000

by UnqualifiedGiraffe October 13, 2020

Hisoka

Our lord and savior from Hunter x Hunter. This magic clown is slayin. Hisoka is the hottest baddie. No competition.

Illumi: Assassins don’t need friends
Hisoka:*is dazzeling*
Illumi: I found my new bff

⭐️👄💧

by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

Irrefixable

Ya just can’t fix it

1. That is seriously broken
2. Yeah yeah I know it’s irrefixable
1. Couldn’ta said it better myself

by UnqualifiedGiraffe October 13, 2020