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Definitions by UnqualifiedGiraffe

World's best catboy detective aka the only one I'd share my cake with.
Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light
L: Yes that'd be pretty dark
L by UnqualifiedGiraffe January 20, 2021

Irrefixable 

1. That is seriously broken
2. Yeah yeah I know it’s irrefixable
1. Couldn’ta said it better myself
Irrefixable by UnqualifiedGiraffe October 12, 2020
Someone who is easily burned by the sun or has a sunburn
Bruh I am a complete burnhee. I’ve gotta use spf9000
Burnhee by UnqualifiedGiraffe October 12, 2020

Go lick a rat 

The absolute highest god level of an insult
1: bro I hate your T-shirt
2: go lick a rat
1: *instantly collapses*

Bagewitch 

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?
Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese
Bagewitch by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020
Our lord and savior from Hunter x Hunter. This magic clown is slayin. Hisoka is the hottest baddie. No competition.
Illumi: Assassins don’t need friends
Hisoka:*is dazzeling*
Illumi: I found my new bff

⭐️👄💧
Hisoka by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020