When your jacobs itch something fierce from not washing them for three or four days.
Hey Billy Jack, I got an awful case of bagitchitis.
Bagitchitis? What the hell is that, Jon?
Well, I haven't washed my nutsack for a few days and they're itchin' like a sonofabitch!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'